About Me: Jonah Barber

My name is Jonah Bartel Barber, born November 16, 2002, on a foggy hillside university hospital in Portland, OR, then shuttled back to Tucson's desert safety for the next 16 years of my life, then careened to Oberlin, OH for four years of ecstatic college bliss, then yanked eastwards again to New York, NY. Favorite animal and colorway Gila Monster, aspects to me millions. I sort of know guitar, speak Spanish somewhat, have a solid grasp on Nirvana and Death Grips, and read books as much as my dopaminically shriveled brain can manage before I regress into slowed versions of my favorite songs on Youtube or endless rumination on all things life. I used to run, hey I was pretty fast, and have been crawling my way back to aerobic fitness after a contusion on my medial femoral condyle. Stay a while, laugh at my derivative prose and all consuming self-aggrandizement, or go talk to someone, even if it's me.

-Jonah Barber